Running a Weird and odd business is never easy, but building an effective web site can often make a huge difference in
increasing sales, responsiveness, and customer satisfaction.
We'll use this site to provide the background for our
weird business and explain the horror or terror we have to offer. People don't want to spend time figuring out what
a business does, so our home page will highlight the most important features of both our business and our web site. We'll
think of the home page as a kind of portal, giving customers the information they want at a glance, and offering lots of links
to draw them in to the rest of the site.
For example, we might feature a different item on the home page each month,
along with a link to our fam fucking no content and useless page where you can find more information on the dark
secret side of the world.
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